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| Around with Duke and John |
email: johnashfordshowtime@hotmail.com
Introduction
Hello me muckers, this is Duke, your friendly friend. A blinding idea has been suggested by the Theatre – a Sunday afternoon showcase in conjunction with Showtime! Now, when do you bar owners and comperes get the chance to catch new artists, or even established acts you haven’t yet had the pleasure of hearing? Well, Sunday afternoons are going to be your chance - that is, as soon as the bloody football season is over. Starting in May, you’ll be able to stroll over to the Theatre, order a shandy, and listen to top musicians of many nationalities, singers, comedians, ferret jugglers – all manner of human life will be there (apart from karaoke singers). Each act will perform for a maximum of fifteen minutes – plenty long enough for you to decide whether they’re caviar on toast or tripe and onions.
And to all the acts out there – guys, May is just around the corner, so start getting in contact with me on 669 102 457 or John on 616 658 957. We will be putting these auditions together and liaising with the Theatre as per times and suchlike. Special invites will be sent out to bar owners, hotel managers and agents. This regular Sunday afternoon showcase will prove beneficial to all. Get in touch today for more information.
Now it’s over to Johnny boy. Be gentle with him as he’s developed a gammy leg and his car has exploded.
Thanks, mate. I’ve only pulled a muscle. Mind you, that’s all I’ve pulled for ages. Even Father Christmas has more luck than me – at least he gets to empty his sack once a year!
Evening all. In this issue, Dukey has kindly allowed me to suggest a further two acts who should win entertainment-type awards. Firstly, John Ashford - in my humble opinion the best Buddy Holly tribute on the island! Yes, I know he’s the only Buddy Holly here, but that’s beside the point. He’s a superb entertainer, a great lover (apparently), and likes cats, chocolate biscuits, and long walks in the moonlight (leg permitting). My second nomination is the lesser known yet equally splendid Shy Ted rock and roll show performed by the inimitable John Ashford. Another great act, John manages to cram three hundred and ninety-seven storming all-time classics into a relaxed forty-five minute blockbuster of a show. There, Duke, I am spent!
Spot on, mate! As always, well thought out, balanced journalism with your usual unbiased viewpoint.
And to all our readers, remember to keep a copy of Showtime handy at all times. You never know when you’ll need a few sheets of paper…
On The Up!
Showtime has really caught on with you. It’s naturally become the preferred read for entertainment, because the four-page format works so well for our all-important readership. Guys, now is the time to include your bar before the summer rush! Well, we’re thinking positively, anyway. Our pullout is reaching parts that other papers don’t reach - and by the response we get from everyone, either face to face, calls, texts or emails, you are all very happy with it. It’s the best way to inform tourists and residents about your venue, compere and shows. And to the acts out there, get your number into the artist directory because it works. But if you’re worried that your entry might suggest that you’re short of work, take a look at the names already there – some of the best entertainers on the island have their numbers included. Even top acts occasionally have the odd spot free, and are not afraid to let venues know. After all, work doesn’t come knocking on your door, and we all know that it’s a bit quiet at the moment - but if you’re not seen, you’re not heard. Give us a ring, we can promote you for just the cost of a few pints a week. Call today!
Cheers from Duke and John.
